Elbow Jockey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.
Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through the game.
by Stuart Roberts August 09, 2005
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elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 06, 2007
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fiddlers elbow

During the act of intercourse (Homo or Hetro) the bum(fanny) moves backwards and forward at high speed! Just like Nigel Kennedy's elbow!
On New Year's Eve Paul's arse was going like a fiddlers elbow when we caught him knobbing that fat lass!
by Mr Mallet November 10, 2006
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elbow macaroni

A gentleman with a penis curved to the left covered in lowfat cheeze wiz who receives a blow job from a woman. As he is about to ejaculate he elbows her in the head and yells, "dinner time!"
As soon as he took off his pants and brought out the cheeze in a can he knew it would be elbow macaroni for dinner.
by delton1010 October 06, 2010
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people's elbow

similar to a brass monkey. you drink a 40 (of olde english)to the label, and replace the remainder with rockstar vodka.
"man i drank five people's elbows, went carhopping and came up with a grand in cash"

"me and declan keogh drank our olde e to the label, and we were fuckin around and decided to pour some rockstar vodka. look at what happened"
by dave42069403 April 21, 2009
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pointy elbows

A characteristic that determines if you will "beat it up". This usually relates to a woman.
Pointy Elbows for the loss.

I can't beat it up... Her elbow's are too pointy...
by Phil Collins Senior August 05, 2006
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elbow skin

his elbow skin reeks!
by cmoore April 18, 2004
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