duty booty

1. Noun. A female enlisted member of the U.S. Military, particularly the branches with ships such as the Coast Guard and Navy, who is sexually promiscuous with the male crew members, most likely one who has had sexual affairs with numerous crew members.

2. Noun. A sexual act involving two enlisted parties of the U.S. Military occuring when both are on duty.

1. MK3 White is probably available for some duty booty if you need some; that girl gets around.

2. Hey man, working last night wasn't that bad; I got me some duty booty.

by USS Lady Red September 9, 2007

dusty pigeon

The dusty pigeon is a ridiculous sex act much like the pirate or the pink sock, but I think it's a bit more practical. It must be done by the man, to the woman...or another man i guess, if you're into that. It begins with something sticky. Something like syrup must be poured all over the woman's body (it will all come together later). Now continue with whatever acts you wish to perform upon each other until a point when you decide to move to the next step..this should be when you're close to jizzing. It includes absolutely BUSTING a goose down pillow across the woman's face, and emptying the contents all over the rest of her body. While she's disorientated, finish up and make sure you drop your batch in both her armpits. Now when she gets up, she'll be covered in feathers and flapping her 'wings' (much like the 2nd step of the chicken dance) trying to rid herself of the inconvenience you've placed upon her. You should have a good laugh while she sqwauks around the room.

I heard that Kara loooves the dusty pigeon..not only does she put up with it, she requests it by name.

by wisconsinlove December 25, 2007

Call of Duty

Call of Duty is the most shitty video game series ever comprised of mainly camping and ultra faggotry. The games have remained the same from the start. It's campaign is pure crap and only lasts 2 hours. If you think that's bad then try out the multiplayer. It's garbage and all you do is camp, listen to gay 10 year olds, grenade spam, noob tube, and much more. The only reason Call of Duty has ever became popular was because of the marketing. The last decent COD game there ever was, was Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. After this hit game, the series became utter shit. The only good CODs are COD 2 and COD 4. The series has been milked to death for the moneys. Anyone that likes the series after COD 4 shouldn't be considered a real gamer and should go kill themselves.

An 11 year old who claimed Call of Duty: Black Ops was the best game ever was later found shot inside his Florida home.

by Anon485195 January 20, 2011

Civic Duty

The obligation of a citizen to their community: to be held captive by the judicial system at a wage rate that covers a gas station burrito and some old fried coffee for some incident that does not concern you or anyone on the group call list. To forego all potential income for said day/week/period of time to appear in court. To sit in the busiest time of traffic on a specified weekday in order to avoid a bench warrant. To put one's responsibilities and prior obligations on hold and pretend to give a shit about being unbiased and objective.

Tom: Fuck jury duty bro, I don't have time for that.
Rick: Dude, it isn't that bad and besides it's your civic duty.
Tom: You can eat a fork, Rick.
Rick: O_____O

by calledforduty June 27, 2013

The Dusty Pedroia

First a man performs oral sex on another man. After that the man who has received the oral sex follows by farting in the other mans mouth thus resulting in the Dusty Pedroia. The Dusty Pedroia only occurs with gay, man on man sex. This action is usually performed by the red sox's dustin pedroia. When a person receives one they are referred to have been "Dusted."

"Oh gross man, he gave him the dusty pedroia."
"That guy gave me the sickest dusty pedroia of my life last night."
"Yo man, last night Pedroia gave me one of his patented Dusty Pedroia's."

by TheDustyPedroia January 11, 2010

The Call of Duty Effect

The phenomena surrounding the 2007 through 2010 (RIP Infinity Ward) video games belonging to the Call of Duty franchise in which a player can be "raping ass", as players claim, in one particular game, but in the very next game, they themselves get sodomized from substantial cockiness during the latter game and end up with a shitty score and a sore coccyx.

Chad: Yo, I was totally "raping ass" in that game of Search on Crash, bro.

Jason: Yo, sick. What was your KDR the match after that one?

Chad: Yo, I got bro-raped and ended up with 2 kills and 35 deaths, bro.

Jason: Dawg, that's just the Call of Duty Effect, no sweat. Go hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and we'll get that KDR up.

by ChabsSucks July 22, 2010

Call of duty crack ops

Another name for the new call of duty game which with its multiplayer is highly addictive. If you let it hook you in, you will forgo nature to play it. it is not the best game ever made by any stretch of the imagination but when playing multiplayer you will become an addict. like taking lots of crack will make you addicted. I doubt NASA devoted more time to the space program than gamers have to this game. do not let it hook you in, leaving play for a few hours will cause withdrawal symptoms. if the government wants a way to keep people in check look no further

Tom: fancy some crack
Dick: no thanks I have call of duty crack ops
Tom:ooo nice
Dick/Tom: now we have no life

by Marcus Antonio November 21, 2010