Douche' 

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

Douche' by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche' 

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

Douche' by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

douché 

A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.

Person 1: Hi ugly.
Person 2: I hope that you burn in hell.
Person 1: Douché

douché by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017

Douche’ 

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

Douche’ by Tra cra June 21, 2018

Douché 

Same as "a douche" or "douchebag"

What a douché

Douché by EfiTv July 30, 2018

Douché 

From the combination of the words douche and touché, douché means a kinda dick move, that’s clever, witty, and deserved to a degree.

Friend A: In the coffee shop, the people next to me were loud and rude. They found the perfect name for their new business, so I just bought the domain name.
Friend B : Douché

Douché by Gucci Cannibal November 19, 2018

Douche`

(Pronounced Doo-shay') A combination of Douche and Touché. What you say when you realize that you said something so douche-y. Usually said while cringing that you realize what a douche-bag the other person thinks you are. Very applicable to telling people you are rich or went to a top university. The emoji of slapping your forehead is used here.

I was trying to connect with my new next door neighbor about biking. So I was telling him about my bike. I said "I miss riding that bike because it is in my apartment in Paris." Thus slipping in that I have a second home overseas. Douche`!

Douche` by Sollylogger March 11, 2021