Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019

sad nigga disorder

also known as “SND”

also relates to sad nigga hours

A: You good bro?
B: Nah bro, i’ve come down with a case of SND
A: Sad nigga disorder? That’s tough

by andy0827438 May 11, 2019

among us disorder

The inability to see a one colored shape with white circle and not give an Among Us reference

Person 1: *sees anything*
Person 1: "Wow guys look imposter is sus"
Person 2: "among us!!!"
Person 3: *starts humming among drip*

Person 4: "Can't believe they have an among us disorder"

by mimasterace February 22, 2021

Anime Obsessive Disorder

Someone who is extremely obsessed with anime - anime wallpaper, body pillow, anime games, can't go a day without watching anime, et cetera.

Man, Hailey really does have Anime Obsessive Disorder. She's even got a body pillow!

by GamingDUAL October 19, 2020

Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.

Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008

disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder

disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111

by no snitchin November 2, 2014