strict diet

When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom

Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?

Nick: Who? The vegan?

Joe: Yea

Nick: I gave her a a strict diet

by WolfgangSpartacus June 16, 2021

The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

by princess.duh. September 12, 2011

healthy diet

Knowing you exist
makes me happy
to be alive

"she said she was going to put effort into ensuring a healthy diet"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Diet Milk

A Type of Milk only seen in Icebox on Valorant

Did you see the diet milk?

by AshleyisAmberTwin? February 3, 2022

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017

supermodel diet

A person who is excessively thin or losing weight fast because they are always doing cocaine and drinking alcohol. Cocaine causes a person to not eat as it kills appetite.

Did you see how much weight Jessie lost? She must be on the supermodel diet knowing her!

by Iamaloneralso February 5, 2018

Jaxson Diet

Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.

Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.

Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!

by Mercury - Avarice June 25, 2022