Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021

diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.

by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021

Diarumpus

An accelerated form of diarrhoea. Often happens surreptitiously and is unforeseen. Violent in nature and likened to an artillery barrage from the back passage.

“Gaffer, I’ll no be in the day. During my morning commute I took ill and was besieged by an episode of diarumpus. My erse has went off like an unmanned firehose.”

by Bertrum’s Bunion June 24, 2021

Diary of a wimpy kid Double Down

a really dope book

have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down

by SpedXdriver April 26, 2022

Verbal-Diarhea

From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.

I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.

I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!

by Bahahahah October 24, 2005

verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.

Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.

by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010

status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.

Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!

by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011