Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Desoy

When milk needs a decoy

The milk was about to be taken so it put forth a desoy

by Desoy April 10, 2016

Derpy

On the stoner side of cool or completely hip

That flannel is derpy, especially with that pendant.

by louisjhamel@gmail September 8, 2016

Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Despate

To hate unconditionally

No matter how nice Miss Smith is to our class this coming semester, I will despate her forever.

by Doctorwannaberich January 12, 2017

Derpy Town

Very strange group of kids in a group chat. Most come from North Carolina. Socially awkward and really Smexy.

I love those Derpy Town kids! they are AMAZING!

by Cocoakat19745 April 3, 2017

Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.

Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.

by Janidew June 30, 2017