Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.

The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2020

deimantas

a nice, sweet, caring boy on the inside, but misbehaving, cocky person on the outside. He selfharms secretly, because he usaully hates his life and wishes for death

(A guy) - "deimantas can go kill himself"
(Me) - "happily"
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he helps me with so many things, but i dont notice him, just ignore him.

by Deimantas. November 30, 2017

decimating

To decrease by 1/10, hence the prefix deci.

Aww, only 10%? At least I can say I was decimating that test.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

denmark barbecue

In which you spread barbecue sauce on the testicles and in the vaginal canal. You then engage in flying 69ing and finish with a chicken garnish laid across your partners' breasts.

Damn son, they just had one helluva denmark barbecue

by Lil smokey drizzle izzle February 26, 2011

denim lightning

1) what you call someone who is wearing an all denim outfit. similar to a canadian tuxedo, but with the addition of a denim button up shirt.
2) a post punk and/or garage band from northeast ohio.

1) whats up, denim lightning? did you just get back from the metal show? oh, you didnt? well, you look like a real wanker.
2) did you guys see that denim lightning show last night? wow. it took me back to a time when music was actually good.

by the legend the killer January 28, 2009

Plausible fuckable deniability

A reasonable pretense for having sex.

By inviting Mary up for coffee, Bill was offering her plausible fuckable deniability, so as not to trip up her ASD.

"I have to show you this great Youtube video."

"What do you mean you haven't seen Avatar? I have a bootleg copy, let's watch it at my place."

"There's a beautiful lake view from my hotel room."

by ATexan March 3, 2010

decimator

a pornographic name for a penis, other names include, but are not limited to "rimsplitter, ramjam, buttripper, cornolio, rectum raider, best friend"

i have anal seepage, wow that boy is a decimator
i have a small tear in the flesh surrounding my anus, what a rimsplitter

by missmuffet September 19, 2005