Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem
by Milked my family jewels September 04, 2018
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 02, 2021
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deez nuts

preferably talking about the male ball sack, often used for common jokes.
(Charlie can eat deez nuts).
by Deezbutt February 18, 2022
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Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*
by JQNNY January 02, 2022
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Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts
by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024
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