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Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.
When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.
by Madhushree May 12, 2025
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 4, 2012
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deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
by doodle1127 November 28, 2019
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Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it
Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?
by D-Llamas June 11, 2011
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deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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