dildo

A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

by Summerlady August 22, 2003

dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006

dildo

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

That new couple down the road are dildos.

by meggymc March 30, 2015

Dildo Baggins

Another name for a small and compact vibrator.

She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.

by Black DON-o-mite May 9, 2019

dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo

Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper

by ATML October 7, 2005

Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.

"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008

dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy

Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.

by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009