Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

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By design

Yeah, it's an ANTI-THEFT PROTOCOL and if it's going off then you gotta tell me or you're going to die until you tell me and then we're all going to die.

Hym "And that's by design. And the REASON it needs to work that way is because IF IT DOESN'T... Much like SUCHIR BALAJI (Who I haven't forgotten about) I will end up dead. Me dying or killing myself isn't going to stop it because literally only one thing stops it. Also by design."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

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Designated Corner

When a male cums and uses a designated corner of a towel to clean up this is to often hide the spot and also continue use later

Dude I can’t believe I had to use the designated corner 3 times last night

by ThisDudeDontCare September 30, 2019

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Victoriesque Designs

The BEST affordable luxury jewellery brand there is! Well known for quality and long lasting designs. Created by Caribbean women for Caribbean Women and the Diaspora alike.

My friend gifted me a beautiful necklace from Victoriesque Designs and I cried tears of joy!

by Xoxovixen November 24, 2021

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