cyrus

A lonely man with no way to pull a woman. He has been rejected many times and is very short and ugly. He will never have sex and will never touch a woman, much less kiss her. He has moles all over his face and has horrible eyesight and fashion sense

Wow! This Cyrus has no women!

by dhahsjbsbdbd November 20, 2023

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Cyrus shelton

Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball

Yo that Cyrus Shelton ?
Fuck him

by Sceneric June 1, 2020

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Cyrus

A gorgeous man with a cock the size of the Empire State Building and the tightest asshole out there

If a guy were to slide his cock inside, h would crumble under the sheer pleasure he is experiencing. His body was made for the best women out there and also short black men

Cyrus is the greatest out there

I love it so much Cyrus; it’s so tight

by anonymous April 7, 2022

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cyrus assfart

tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him

Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game

Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!

Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!

Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!

by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025

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