by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013
Get the maple cyrusmug. 
A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!
Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022
Get the Cyrus Jollymug. Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023
Get the Cyrus Laumug. A term used to describe an outfit which consists of a popped collar, half-tucked shirt, tucked-in blazer, an oddly positioned tie, and a pitiful belief of Valorant carry.
by Higher Degree Polynomials April 13, 2022
Get the Cyrus Dripmug.