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Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party
by Tronamious May 12, 2023
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Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Chuffing

The act of using your teeth to remove a partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.
"Yeah bro she was SO hot, but SO hairy! You know i had to Chuff it!."
"Sick bro! I love Chuffing"
by ChuffingMad September 2, 2023
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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coffin game

rpg indie horror videogame based on two emo siblings with terrible personalities and traits, parents who sold those two siblings to the organ trade, and a religious cult, among other bad people in general.

however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
by bruhinator 2000 November 3, 2023
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Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!
by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023
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Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
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