Chocolate Croissant

The Chocolate Croissant is where a man first vaginally fucks a woman until she is loose and then he proceeds to deficate into his hands and then shoves it inside of the vagina and then continues to fuck while the poop is inside so it flows out like when you take a bite of a Chocolate Croissant

Connor: *fucks izzy vaginally*
Izzy: now pull out and do the Chocolate Croissant on me
Connor: *Defecates and shoves it into her pussy*
Izzy: its so warm now contine fucking

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 30, 2026

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Pink Croissant

A vagina

Hey bro do you like pink croissants?

by B1765 March 16, 2025

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animal crossing

The best game ever. The latest game is basically: get on an island, Tom Nook owes u 50,000 bells or 5000 nook miles, you do some things, get villagers, and do more and more until K.K Slider comes in.

Some people think people who play Animal Crossing are furries and should be rejected from society. That is a rotten lie!

Boy: I love playing Animal Crossing!

Girl: Ew gay furry faggot

by thetorofangirl May 7, 2025

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Level Crossing

Something dumb autistic retards like myself tend to go out and film for fun.

Also the hunting grounds for several pedophiles, for some reason.

Joe Thorpe: "Here we are at Lincoln High Street level crossing in Lincolnshire!"

by Desiro July 24, 2025

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custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

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El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.

The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.

by Choochfactor June 3, 2018

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Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

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