cristian

A stupid little Asian cunt who eats ass for a living and will cause u to kill urself after 5 seconds of being near him. He will probably say dumb shit and everybody hates him for it. Nobody loves him.

"I hate that annoying little Asian named cristian."

by Death to many, but not all March 26, 2019

cristofer drew

1. singer of NEVERshoutNEVER 2. the cutest guy in the whole world 3. guy with an absolute amazing voice and awesome hair 4. kristina's future husband !

girl: Did you see that fine boy walking down the street?

kristina: yea. that's my man Cristofer Drew.

by hi_kristina March 19, 2009

cristalle

another word for a penguin, one that walks somewhat resembling a penguin and is very spazztic.

dang, look at that Cristalle waddle!

by lilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 23, 2007

Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.

'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'

by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006

cristiann

Daniel Gale's soul mate.

funny quirky silly cute booty pale brunette stylish smart classy dreamer sweaters vegas cristiann

by dreamcullen February 3, 2010

cloist

if you find yourself in a hot room and its moist and you feel clammy, you feel CLOIST!!!!!

jim, im so warm in here, i know I'm so clammy, i feel cloist!!!!!

by lujim August 5, 2017

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015