Christopher is a goof
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by Munnie Galt December 9, 2008
Get the Christopher Walla mug.The most amazing person you could possible be with. His smile and brown eyes are just breath taking. The man of my dreams. He's always here whenever i need him. Thru thick and thin. THE BEST IN BED. Sexy asssss. Red head<3 just the best thing thats ever happend to me. i love christopher and i want us to be toghether forever. A.A.F
by ilovechristopher October 23, 2011
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Get the St. Christopher mug.1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.
2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.
2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
Man 2: What a jerk.
2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
by Jerry520 February 14, 2010
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he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.
he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.
he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
by theeepescatarian December 19, 2010
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