Climate pros cough bomb

When servicing a package unit the tech farts into the indoor blower compartment before starting the unit back up.

I climate pros cough bombed the pharmacy today!

by HVACahole December 3, 2021

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

The more you cough the more you get off

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

by xBluntRoller420 July 11, 2017

Bitch Cough

When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.

Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.

by Tyler’s girl is flat March 6, 2019

piece of cough

when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.

This piece of cough willn’t go away.

by 1poopoo8 February 8, 2025

cough about nothing

Speaking nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Unblobbin’s Cough

Dry cough developed from spending less than 18 hours per day in bed.

Alexis had to work after just 9.5 hours of sleep and developed a case of Unblobbin’s cough.

by Charlier2 August 28, 2022