cosmic food

any food other than broccoli.

"Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Cosmic Pope

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die

that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

cosmic power

After performing a silver surfer the man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.

My girlfriend broke up with my after I used my cosmic power.

by Lukas Lunacy October 8, 2007

Cosco

The intoxicated pronunciation of dubstep music producer, Caspa. This term was founded by a sweaty group of friends, in the cold rain, after a Rusko concert in Nashville, TN. While waiting for a cab, and in anticipation of Caspa's upcoming show, the group of friends formed the term, Cosco, in a failed attempt to express their excitement to see London's dubstep producer in live action. Cosco later grew to become the name of the rave goers' club/facebook group. The term is viewed by some as the foundation of what could eventually become something much greater..."A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR ELITE RAVERS".

"Ya'll going to that Cosco concert next weekend?!"
"Hey girl, did you see that sick Bonnaroo lineup I posted in Cosco yesterday?!"
"What do you mean you can't find Dayglow tickets? I posted the link for them in Cosco like 2 weeks ago!"

by joemybro March 24, 2012

cosmetically challenged

Used to describe someone who has done one or more of the following:
1. Stabbed themselves in the eye with makeup tools more than once
2. Accidentally used blush as eyeshadow
3. Completed one eye, and then given up

Wow, did you see Kaley's face? She is definitely cosmetically challenged.

by Ravem March 14, 2016

cosmic babe

An attractive person, usually female, who uses psychedelics, other hallucinogenics, and/or other festival drugs.

"The person I bought shrooms from was a total Cosmic babe"

Brad: "I think I saw that girl drop some acid"
Natalie: "Wow, What a cosmic babe"

by durgmuffin October 2, 2019

Cosmic

The most gorgeous black man ever to exist in all of America. Built exactly like the one and only model Flip and his black brother Cougar, he never fails to show off his 400-pound muscles and 16 pack. Not to mention his skills with girls, some even call him the E-girl magnet!

Cosmic is so fucking sexy and hot omfg.

by Fliperzzz March 9, 2021