1.) The ULTIMATE security guard;
2.) An agent of uniformed or assumed authority who is contracted out by others who shit on them as a means of cost-efficient, cheap-ass, under-qualified, ego-driven, completely useless substitute for actual law enforcement with the mundane task of performing substandard security services (w/ a smile) in a place of total unimportance without any hope of actual recognition for the half-assed job they are expected to fufill;
3.) Any security guard (contract or in-house) that has been retitled "Public Safety" for the sake of some ego-inflated management in order to complete some sense of delusional importance
2.) An agent of uniformed or assumed authority who is contracted out by others who shit on them as a means of cost-efficient, cheap-ass, under-qualified, ego-driven, completely useless substitute for actual law enforcement with the mundane task of performing substandard security services (w/ a smile) in a place of total unimportance without any hope of actual recognition for the half-assed job they are expected to fufill;
3.) Any security guard (contract or in-house) that has been retitled "Public Safety" for the sake of some ego-inflated management in order to complete some sense of delusional importance
by Deputy Donkey June 11, 2011
Get the Rent-A-COPmug. The fastest, most fearsome criminal tracking entity known to man. Rarely can a criminal outrun the Cops Cameraman, and they have been responsible for numerous takedowns, finding hiding suspects and catching people doing stupid things on national television.
by VinnyDeath February 6, 2010
Get the Cops Cameramanmug. I wanted to mount her but she pulled a Time-Cop on me and said that I needed to keep eating her snatch.
by Jonny C. March 20, 2008
Get the Time-Copmug. by IG: i_stole_your_kids January 23, 2018
Get the Content Copmug. Washingtonville NY, also known as Cop Town because everyone and their mother is a cop. Like an army brat but for cop families.
by RichManSCTV0 June 10, 2018
Get the Cop Townmug. Copped the throat is the new choking on dick.
Copped the throat is how someone can go get the newest shoes and own it. The one receiving the blowjob acquired the others throat.
Copped the throat is how someone can go get the newest shoes and own it. The one receiving the blowjob acquired the others throat.
by talamobley44 August 25, 2019
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