cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Wet Cooch

When She is Really Wet And Turned On And Is Dripping Wet. Wet Cooch

I was fingering her last night and all I felt was Wet Cooch

by Stacky Warbucks July 22, 2023

cuddly cooch

This a puss that loves to get around, it craves cock.

Duddddddeeee Kelly has such a cuddly cooch.

by J&J cooch inc. May 14, 2016

fruity nuttsack cooch dip

the act of dipping yout nuttsack into a bowl of fruit punch and dipping them into her vagina

hey i did the "fruity nuttsack cooch dip" on my girl last night

by ramerbamer December 8, 2020

impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016

Cooch

Coach with a Scottish accent. Also a double entendre to mean "a vagina".

Nooooo Cooooooch, dün't make us dü mahl repeats!

Don't call me Cooch.

by JV Fondue November 28, 2017