mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

anime convention

A place where many (often annoying) anime fans gather to frolic amongst eachother to discuss, watch, or dress like anime characters in a cosplay.
Many anime fans, turn into retards and loose a significant amount of intelligence upon entering the premises of an anime convention and are prone to acting in a very annoying manner, or speaking many bothersome phrases in a language named japanese.

A-kon, Otakon, Oni-con, ect. are anime conventions.
-
Dumb ass guy: "Y-y-y-your hair's pimp."
Dumb girl: "Arigato..."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb ass guy: "okay...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb girl: "thank you...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."

by Freddy September 23, 2005

Furry convention

Hell

God: So it says you did all of these sins? Welp, you’re gonna be going to the furry convention
Guy: What’s that?
God: Hell

by SomePersonJustExisting November 30, 2021

The MZS connection

The three greatest bands in the world- Metallica, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath.

If the MZS connection went on tour together, it would kick so much ass that its ass kickery couldn't be described.

by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004

Confectionate

To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people.

"Lets confectionate tonight sugar."

"I say I get all up in your inner cavity and confectionate all night long. MmmmmMhmmMmmmm!"

by The confectionaters November 2, 2007

Furry convention

A good place to blow up with propane bombs

“I heard there is a furry convention nearby”
“Ok hold on, lemme get my stuff”

by Osakinator July 9, 2022

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013