Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018

love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.

“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom

by Hexels November 29, 2019

kissing coma

when your kissing someone and can’t think of anything. it’s like your mind goes into luvo mood and nothing else matters apart from them.

“when i was kissing him i was in a kissing coma”

by i’m in love w him February 5, 2020

Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!

by TDGSR April 29, 2020

Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

Pleasure coma

Similar to post nut clarity; a phenomenon where people (usually women) have sex so great they enter a trance or unconscious like state where they can think of nothing but the pleasure they're in at that moment

"Bruh my girl got put into a pleasure coma last night. She was practically speechless and dazed after we experimented with some new toys we bought."

by LxiG August 31, 2021

Olivia Colman

A GOD-TIER MILF

Olivia Colman is in this movie? I better put on an adult nappy.

by pre-milfera May 15, 2022