by gamingkid March 29, 2018
Get the Broken condommug. When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
by Bellsebub August 29, 2019
Get the Cuddle condommug. When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 9, 2011
Get the Condom Suremug. by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
Get the ego condommug. When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
Get the Pink Condommug. A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020
Get the Croc Condommug. The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
Get the secretarial condommug.