a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009
Get the bed condommug. A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
Get the Human condommug. A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020
Get the Croc Condommug. When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 9, 2011
Get the Condom Suremug. When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
Get the Pink Condommug. by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
Get the ego condommug. by Erkh April 22, 2014
Get the condom buddiesmug.