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bed condom

a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.
by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009
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Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
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Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom
by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020
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Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 9, 2011
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Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great
Boy does Sally need an ego condom
by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
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condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.
I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.
by Erkh April 22, 2014
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