Anzu : You cant really call it comfort, it has to be retarded comfort to going along with someone who is much older than you
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort
by Anzu, Horseman of the Apocalyp September 8, 2023
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Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
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Get the Comfort Porn mug.A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
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