Columbus Cupholder

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.

Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!

by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009

Columbus Nova

To become the leader of a community/company/club/etc and to instantly fuck things up.

Jon: Did you hear about the recent acquisition of SOE?

Dave: Ya, it was totally Columbus Nova'd.

by Dst79 February 11, 2015

Columbian breakfast

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

by Plude Gist October 24, 2009

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Columbus that bitch

To claim a table at a restaurant without waiting at the host table. Walking up to the table and claiming it as yours instead of waiting.

I'm tired of this wait. See that table over there? Let's Columbus that bitch!

by K-smiles November 21, 2014

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Columbia Secondary School

A broke and STOOPID school that has a lot of bad children and is not a school you want to go to.

You have to be really smart to get into Columbia Secondary School

SIKE . YOU THOUGHT

by CSS STUDENT March 18, 2019