colonary

n. Bowel attack

Tim had a massive colonary after eating the habanero salsa at Taco Casa.

by mikerosier August 25, 2008

colon jouster

The act of gay butt sex !

That guy is a colon jouster. Really he's gay ?!

by studstewe November 22, 2010

colon rose

When a person expels or projects their own anus from the inside to the outside of their body giving the effect of a rose bud blooming in spring

I've never seen a colon rose like that

Her ass produced a truly magnificent colon rose

It was the biggest colon rose I have ever seen

by Dolph Rolfe December 17, 2015

Colin

Tbh I forgot how to spell your name but I just wanted to tell you that I had fun playing cod with you when you were in yubo lives with me. To be honest I really liked you but since you hanged out with her a lot I felt like poop if I tried to ask you out then. I thought "maybe I'll ask him out later" but now it's too late, you're gone now. I think you're really smart, funny, cute and very handsome👍 but I didn't get to tell you that. I hope we meet again but if not, I hope you find someone that makes you as happy as me when you played cod with me: ,) also sorry for bullying you kinda, it was my way of trying to he closer with you, my bad if I made you uncomfortable T-T

Lol I hope you find this glizzy eater💀 * Colin

by iheartubetitties June 9, 2021

selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010

Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

by L. Gooney January 18, 2006