Molotov Cocktail

The act of lighting ones pubes on fire before ejaculating in a partners rectum.

Dude: Hey how did your 3 month date go?

Man:It was bad. She wouldn't even let me light off a molotov cocktail.

by Drake D. January 26, 2013

c and c cocktail

short for cum and cunt cocktail: The liquid inside a vagina resulting from the combined male semen and female lubrication.

If you're a real man, Todd, you'll slurp up the c and c cocktail.

by ten speed December 18, 2007

Notting Hill Cocktail

The Favourite of wayward celebrities Worldwide;
Just take an appropriate quantity of narcotic drugs (On prescription or not, its fine...), Add alcohol liberally, Then 'gestate' until comatose.
After a time, reflex vomiting will occur. Vomit is the final ingredient for a Notting Hill Cocktail.

-To properly experience The Notting Hill Cocktail, the vomit must then be generously inhaled.
If done correctly, The Notting Hill Cocktail is the experience of a lifetime (-Its the last thing you'll ever do !) Cheers !

The Notting Hill Cocktail Club includes such doyens as Jimi Hendrix, Paula Yates & many, many more Late Greats who recklessly imbibed & choked to death on their own vomit !

by Dom Bonpide IV December 1, 2009

Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men

John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Making Cocktail Sauce

When you cum in a girl and it is that time of the month, it comes back out looking like cocktail sauce

My girl has her period this week but I don't care because I making cocktail sauce

by autobodyman2001 July 30, 2009

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

North Slope cocktail

Something sweet mixed with something alcoholic. Named for the North Slope of Alaska, where booze is scarce in the oil camps.

North Slope cocktails it is.

by Arturo G. May 24, 2010