coconuts

Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.

"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."

by Bigjohnson2110 February 11, 2006

cocknut

A derogatory/expletive noin, coined by !phil.

Produced as the composite of cock and nut both parts of the male genitalie, it is used to describe EITHER a complete douchebag OR an extremely manly man. It is the context in which it is used that the meaning is deduced from.

!phil is now known as cocknut

by !phil February 18, 2004

Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong

Im sore after that Coconut creampie

by Mathiens May 3, 2017

Coconut Water

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.

"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"

by Dr.Neko August 26, 2012

coconut

A synonym for the female bottom. Typically used to describe a nicely muscled or rounded bottom.

I'm gonna get wit dat sweetie tonight and crack that coconut.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

Coconut

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

by Coconutcassie August 24, 2008

Coconut

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

by shooter_78 January 21, 2011