Double cocked

To get drunk and to get laid.

I am going to get double cocked tonight Mel!

by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017

shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic

Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.

by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017

Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018

Queef-Cocker

When someone queefs on you so you slap them in the mouth with your dick repeatedly.

She queef-cocker’d me last night

by PoisedPilot May 17, 2018

Shit Cocker

Someone who is a fucking shit-cocker.

God-damn you fucking shit cocker!

by pussymonger69 June 13, 2018

Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.

Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.

by Iceyhott January 14, 2019