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Guy on the plane:"Hold on, I gotta readjust my wang cloth."
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a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the gift of clothes mug.Though its origins are unclear, etymological scholars surmise that the phrase "clothjob" was coined sometime during the early 1990's.
(N.) The art of making a man ejaculate by massaging his penis with some form of a cloth: ranks beneath handjob as the lowest form of "gettin some."
(N.) Person(s) who is such a pussy that they have only received said practice.
synonyms- douchebag, homo, etc.
(N.) The art of making a man ejaculate by massaging his penis with some form of a cloth: ranks beneath handjob as the lowest form of "gettin some."
(N.) Person(s) who is such a pussy that they have only received said practice.
synonyms- douchebag, homo, etc.
Example 1
guy 1- "Alright, so i get back to this girl's place, we start fooling around, and its all black after that."
guy 2- "Well what do you think happened"
guy 3- "I'm not sure man, but when i woke up this morning i was naked, my dick was RAW, and she had all of her clothes on. I think she gave me a clothjob, dude."
Example 2:
Guy 1-
"So that mark guy came to my party last night and tried to convince everybody that the keg was bad.. i dont think he's ever had a beer before."
Guy 2-
"He would man... that kid is such a clothjob.
guy 1- "Alright, so i get back to this girl's place, we start fooling around, and its all black after that."
guy 2- "Well what do you think happened"
guy 3- "I'm not sure man, but when i woke up this morning i was naked, my dick was RAW, and she had all of her clothes on. I think she gave me a clothjob, dude."
Example 2:
Guy 1-
"So that mark guy came to my party last night and tried to convince everybody that the keg was bad.. i dont think he's ever had a beer before."
Guy 2-
"He would man... that kid is such a clothjob.
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Get the touching cloth mug.A person or group of persons unable to finish an order of chicken wings, or one who is an unskilled bowler.
Ha! look at that fucking clother, he bowled another gutterball! He probably couldn't even finish a plate of Hot wings!!
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