Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

anal climber

Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.

He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.

by garoonie September 10, 2018

BA Climbing

When you like to suck lots of toes, so hard, your mouth dries out and becomes filled with toe nails, when aquiring the minge.

BA climbing likes sucking Esther toes

by jd sprouts June 21, 2019

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022

Fence climber

Someone who pretends to be competent in a field or specialty without any actual qualifications or ability

Beatrice started an online cooking class even though she had no talent in the kitchen. What a fence climber!

by Center Right Brett August 8, 2022

Coco the clobber

Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland.
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x

"hey, guess who I just saw!"
"Omg who"
"Coco the clobber, he was getting active behind tesco"

by Urbandicc1 February 8, 2023

Clambake

An orgy that includes two or more women and no more than one man.

I told her I'm not into the devil's threesome, but I'm down for a clambake anytime.

by DanGr April 14, 2010