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Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
by Russellsroughneck May 1, 2023
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Poke the critter

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter
by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019
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Rescued clothing and Clutter

Unique treasures found across the globe that are waiting for a new home at the Hen House Thrift Boutique at 7 E Main st in Evansville Wi . From flannels, dresses and other clothing to one of a kind Knick knacks, the Hen House has an endless supply of fun finds for you and your home.
I can’t believe the amount of rescued clothing and clutter I found at the Hen House Thrift Boutique
by Big deal daddy August 24, 2023
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Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"
*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!
by Qtron15 April 27, 2021
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clutterbuck

Hey, get your hand off my cluuterbuck!
I was scrubbin your mom's clutterbuck for hours.
by Benjamin the juicer January 12, 2006
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Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010
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