church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer

We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.

by Linda Tidewater July 07, 2009

church creeper

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....

Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....

by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

by Adel March 18, 2018

Church Whore

A female who goes to more than one church in earch of a decent christian boy to date

Grace became a Church Whore when Monica her to go to the church down the street as well as her own church in order to get a dsecent selection on good Christian boys to date.

by Gracifer November 16, 2007

churched out

you've gone to curch waaaaay to much !

"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."

by Samantha Davis May 30, 2007

church

Refers to having, or having had, sex. It is a means by which lovers may unceremoniously compliment their partner, and / or their performance in general, as being an earth moving, supernatural experience. A characteristic is that one or both of the participants yells "God!" one really good time, or multiple times. If one, or both, of the participants had to bite a leather belt, themselves, or their partner to prevent yelling "God!" then that also qualifies...shoving one's face into a pillow can be debated.

"We had church last night."

by thebyron September 20, 2008

Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

by Cam*@*Jax June 27, 2007