choch popping

The action of slapping a choch with your hand, and or groin.

Say man, I want to get laid, how about we go choch popping tonight? I totally want to put my crotch on some choch

by 2uned February 17, 2009

choched

To be extreamly strong and high

Us 4 teenage guys are going to get choched.

by PACAAAAA July 24, 2017

Choch

A douchebag or tool cares about himself and is considered a "stud".

Logan Paul is such a choch.

by unicornpoop:) September 15, 2017

Chochi Butt

An individual who irks a person with no remorse while also willfully being wrong in a situation.

I swear to God, Shania, you’re such a fucking chochi butt.

by not-a-chochi-butt February 23, 2020

Chooched

Optimally high on cocaine

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”

by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020

Chooch

To masturbate and sob at the time, using your own tears as lube.

Max went home to chooch after he was called out for being a little bitch.

by Twisted_Edge August 18, 2020

blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

by AngieC91 June 7, 2018