Julius Caesar Salad

A female performing oral sex all the while cutting your inner thigh with a knife.

Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.

by Twitch K. January 11, 2014

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

Juulius Caesar

A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?

Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??

Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

cesar torres mpreg art

art of cesar torres giving birth to gf from fnf even though cesars a guy and gf has canon parents. oh and mark is also there.

"cesar torres mpreg art" - person 1 (probably me)
"im gonna kill mysel" - person 2 (probably my friend whos not being named for pivacy reasons)
"im coming out as a mudslut" - ezekiel the alternate fucker

by xX_Peachy_Xx July 1, 2022

Wet Caesar

When a girl sucks a guys dick and the guy pisses in her mouth

Wet Caesar it's the mother fuckin pleaser just swallow it's hollow everyone will follow.

by T Long (The worst rapper in the game) May 23, 2003

Cesar Chavez Day

It's a day when all the wetbacks get together to celebrate an evil dictator and drink tequila till all the Mexican women are pregnant. In reality it's just a day for all the illegals to claim a day off because they complained so much the government gave it to them.

"Man esay, I got so f*cked up on Cesar Chavez Day"

by Humboldt_Poncho March 30, 2009

Cesar

A personality type on group chats. Typically uses the words "accurate" or "oml" or "dying". Can be applied to any of the 63 genders. Probably high.

No one knows how the Cesar got into the group chat, he was just kind of there

by Name_definer😂😎😎🤓😜🍍🍑 November 11, 2016