custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

cartardo

A very honest and funny guy who spends his free time with his finger up his nose.

There’s Cartardo!

by Bubbagump0913 May 26, 2018

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

Custard Ice Cream

it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)

Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy

by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019

Cartard

A person who is named carter but acts like a complete retard

why is that guy acting like that ?
He's just cartard you'll get used to him.

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person named carter that acts like a complete retard

what is carters problem? Why is she having flashbacks?
That's just what cartard does

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person whose name is carter but he acts like a total retard,some may think he has tourettes, some may think he is weird, But most people know he's just cartard.

(person 1)Who is that?

(person2)Oh him, his name is Carter we call him Cartard.
(person 1)why?
(person 2) Give him anything pointy and you'll see why .

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019