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Canada

land of easy, beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears. Most often remarked and visited by Buffalo, NY's college students who enjoy better beer, cheaper food, hotter night clubs, casinos, sleazy strip clubs, and a drinking age of 19.
You wanna hit Canada tonight?
by merkel123 December 28, 2005
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canada

Bob: Hey Tom, guess what?
Tom: What?
Bob: U.S.A blows! Unlike Canada.
by Lucifer's burito July 30, 2008
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Canada

Canada being America's hat refers to any cool hat.
That hat's so Canada.
by Logan Johnson April 14, 2008
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canada

Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist.

GO CANADA!
American: Are you from Canada???
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian

Canadian: SICKO!
by D.Y.R February 26, 2007
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Canada's History

An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
In April, Steven Harper performed Canada's history in the role of the mounty in parliament.
by Sarah McLachlan's Love Child February 5, 2010
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Canada

A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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The Canada of Europe

Denmark is the Canada of Europe. Denmark is pretty cold, we like hockey, and nobody really pays any attention to us or know where Denmark is.
- "Denmark?, Is that like the capital of Ikea?"

- "No, Denmark is like the Canada of Europe"
by Phabian April 8, 2008
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