Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.

Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

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69 carat

A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.

Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?

by seudoman May 20, 2025

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Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

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a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can

hes kinda stupid and gay

Damn, I got lucky enough to get a Franklin Bennett Carlton

by bruhwhatsgoingon January 9, 2021

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