sloppy cabbage

wet vagina lips that hang lower after sex than before sex

"So i played with her til she looked like a sloppy cabbage."

by SLEWFOOT Swifty August 4, 2010

cabbage balls

Sweaty, smelly, testicals, that resemble cabbage

After I was tailgating all dayt I had a nasty case of Cabbage balls

by t-plumer July 10, 2007

cabbage eater

A person of Ukrainian descent who may happen to also like the vegetable.

1:OMG look at Sash, man that guy is such a cabbage eater!
2:Yeah but we wouldn't trade him in for anyone, even a Russian.

by Shane and Dave February 5, 2008

carnage

awesomeness, chaotic chill, far beyond all phatty

Nyarl: Remember when Sulphur posted, in the before-time?
Faun: :lol total fucking memory carnage

by heh March 25, 2003

sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry

tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage

by weezy April 3, 2005

cabbaged

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools

dude! i've been cabbaged

by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010

Dense Cabbage

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019