stay off the carpet

"stay off the carpet"

To not buy clothes and spend a lot of money at Target stores. Because the carpet is where all the clothes are.
I only spent $50 bucks at Target today because I stayed off the carpet.

I went to target today and only spent $50 dollars because I managed to stay off the carpet!

by Jush18 July 12, 2017

carpetmuncher

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

by transformers are sexybeasts June 21, 2009

Carpet Bomb

1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

or

2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.

1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".

2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.

by Majikoopa January 3, 2011

carpet bombing

In Duke Nukem Forever; the art of obtaining both a Jetpack and the Devastator weapon, then proceed to fly around and unleash a rain of rockets on everything that moves. Don't forget to refill.

carpet bombing, fuck yeah

by dnomz June 24, 2011

carpet muncher

The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,

isabella

Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher

by Test Sicles February 10, 2009

magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.

After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.

by - February 1, 2004

carpet bagger

1. Purveyor of goods which are not what they purport to be, north american post civil war.

2. Politician striving for popularity in a remote ward.

'gather round for I have a panacea for all ailments such as dropsy, feeble spirit and malingerance' The tale of the carpet bagger, Mark Twain 1875.

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by Poppa D January 15, 2007