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Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
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Call of duty

a good game that's better than Fortnite and full with toxic players.
Call of Duty is toxic and what cool cats play.
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Call of duty vanguard

Another bang average cod filled with corner camping pussys with no friends
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Call of duty

You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
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Call of duty

Call of duty Just is tbh
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hop on call of duty

Slang for rough, gay BDSM mostly with furries
Guy 1: Anyone wanna hop on call of duty?
Guy 2: Yea I am getting hard already.
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Call Of Duty

The most badass game series that ever existed.
Man: “Hey bro wanna play call of duty”

Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever
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