comflicted

How conflicted is meant to be spelled at 8am when you are still half asleep.

I'm sooooo comflicted, fo shizzle.

by Deeshay March 23, 2004

Comfartable

1. Miss-spelling of the word comfortable

2. When you're comfortable farting in front of someone.

"Our relationship is at that comfartable stage."

by ComfyG August 23, 2011

getting comfortable

a term for having sexual intercourse that is usually used around children

"Is this movie appropriate for them?"
"No, they're starting to have se- I mean, they're getting comfortable ."

by Margarine Butter August 25, 2016

comfort room

a term for rest room

Wait, I have to go to the comfort room

by lkool July 29, 2007

comfort sex

the new codeword for "a hug".
it's especially funny when used on a random who doesn't know what it actually means.

*dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden*
dan: hey ellie! what's up?
ellie: life sucks, everything's fucking up at the moment and i don't know what to do :(
dan: is there anything i can do?
ellie: ...i could do with some comfort sex right about now
dan: aww come here
*they hug*

fin

by slightly off centered December 17, 2007

Comfortability

The balance between the comfort of an article of clothing and the ability to move in it

Latrell: Ay boi, these pants comfy as fuck when I be saggin'

Richard: Well pal, that's great, but your comfortability rating is way low....this fuzzy onesie offers great comfortability...I can relax on the couch or run away from bullies with great ease!
Latrell: Damn niggah you right, I'm finna go to Walmart and get me one!

Robert: Yay! Twinsies!
Latrell: Nah...We is Niggsies

by Randus Maximus March 17, 2016

comfortable coinage

The preferred return of metal coinage for a given transaction to keep one from being bogged down with unfavorable denominations.

As opposed to taking the full 57 cents change from the cashier, Bob opted to leave the nickel and two dimes behind and pocket only the comfortable coinage.

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003