A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.
Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"
by Maxintaft October 16, 2013
most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
by bermondsey male choir June 13, 2007
a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
by Reg Inald October 23, 2007
Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇
by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020
a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
by shizmoo July 02, 2006
1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
by ValleyFloydJames August 22, 2005
loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.
by god December 10, 2004