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Big daddy crow

The guy that ya the biggest penis in every friend and pulls the most girls that are ugly as fuck with a gaping anus
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Old Crow Nelson

The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"
Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.
by b&kkbot and jedi November 14, 2010
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Jenni Crow Flat

The act of planking on a jetski or waverunner, sideways, while still driving it.
Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”
by Alanthecreator March 10, 2023
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blowjob crows feet

When a woman has wrinkle’s around the corners of their mouth from sucking too much dick. Average age 35 to 60
Ohh can you tell if a cougar has sucked a lot of dick , just formblowjob crows feet:
by Grizzlygunnz May 14, 2018
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jim crow laws

Laws from the late 1800s that allowed white people to be racists.
The segregation of schools was caused because of the Jim Crow laws
by DDDDDDDog September 30, 2013
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Time to eat crow.

An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.
He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.
by thewordbuff July 13, 2017
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Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.
"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."
by mikeohl December 14, 2007
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