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Credit

It is money you borrow that is lend to you on good terms. Many came but few are chosen, it is not recommended for the impulsive or the foolish minded. You pull up on that payment or you dont; it's that simple.
Your Local Credit Lender

*Fine Print*

You promise you will pay the balance above in full, in a prescribed amount of time or they will be reprucutions for your delinquency. It is but not limited to ruining your life, not qualify for future loans, and being in a huge amount of debt, to the man.

This can make or break you, thank you for using our financial services.

-Your Credit Lender
by Shinkdmeister November 16, 2018
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Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
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Monetary Credit

Monterey credit is the system that Numonie The Banker Invented to help the Monetary Policy strategy its Credit from Policy and Bank Utilities from Numonie The Financier
Us Treasury better pay our Country Bank Utilities Numonie Bank Offers Utility to keep the debt gone with monetary Credit he invented
by JolopiRICE January 9, 2024
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Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) gets slotted in between someone's ass cheeks / ass crack (Like swiping a Credit Card)
I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit him
by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022
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RBFCU is a credit union based in San Antonio. Back around 2013, I noticed that RBF could stand for resting bitch face, and started spreading it the term. Today, most of the employees themselves have heard it. You're welcome, everybody!
I'm sure I'll get a better car loan out of Resting Bitch Face Credit Union
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by James Headfield December 31, 2023
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Good Credit

A description of a man who has a large penis or performs well during sex.
Usually utilized when a woman is inquiring about said man from a friend of his, regardless of gender.
Note: "Good Credit" requires a facial expression and slight change of tone both suggesting the speaker is not simply talking about the target's credit score.
Who's your friend? He's cute.

Oh that's Jacob, he's a little shy at first but if you start talking to him, you'll have a good time with him. Oh yeah, and he has /good credit/.
by PurpleNex August 23, 2019
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Cum Credit

. Cum Credit: A hypothetical currency where orgasms replace money, and pleasure is the ultimate trade-off.
2. Cum Credit: A steamy exchange system where every orgasm is a deposit, and satisfaction is the ultimate form of wealth.

3. Cum Credit: A lust-driven economy where pleasure is the currency and every intense moment is a transaction.
1. Example: "Keep that up, and you'll be rolling in Cum Credit by the end of the night."
2. For instance, "You’re running a deficit—better start earning some Cum Credit tonight
3. "You’re a little behind on your payments, so I’ll gladly accept some Cum Credit to settle the balance
by White Devil 👿 January 24, 2025
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