conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

Conversation Abortion

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"

Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.

by ellamine October 20, 2009

Conversational Drift

When a conversation in a text chat or irl gets way off track

Jake: and that’s why I can’t trust someone who likes pineapple on pizza!
John: true lmao, we had some real conversational drift here. Got way off our topic of The Florida trip

by Golden Spider June 12, 2019

conversation banana

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.

Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?

by Deepuberthoughts October 5, 2017

Rehebnol Conversion

N. (Re-hib-nol * Con-vir-schon).

:Fuel made from switch blade grass and corn

:similar to ethanol fuel

:an easier conversion to fuel than CNG (Compressed Natural Gas)

This type of fuel does not exist.

I want to use the Rehebnol Conversion on my truck.

Do you think it would be better to used the Rehebnol Conversion than the CNG?

I love how people think rehebnol conversion is real.

by kpark47 January 27, 2014

Conversation Blocker

Someone who interrupts a conversation with the opposite sex or same sex and start a new conversation. Also know as convo blocker

I was talking to this girl and he came and started a whole different conversation with her. He is such a conversation blocker

by All star_ buckets December 13, 2016

Conversation Sync

When you're talking to two people online and the same topic comes up in both conversations at the same time, completely unplanned by you.

Chat 1: I went to the beach today, I was so scared when I saw the 'Beware of Sharks' sign!
Chat 2: I just watched Jaws, best movie ever!
You: Major Conversation Sync.

by Mattpwns March 1, 2011