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East Colorado

East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really

Well you must have been in the East Colorado
by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022
mugGet the East Coloradomug.

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
by person on her bus May 30, 2017
mugGet the Colorado Ouncemug.

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.
Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.
by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022
mugGet the colorado nose jobmug.

Colorado School of Mines

A community of "gifted" "students" who all share the similar interest in miners O_O
bro, are you from colorado school of mines?

ofcourse dude, I love miners

yo, me too dude, thats so awesome
by Bilbo Ballin November 14, 2023
mugGet the Colorado School of Minesmug.

Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet
We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush
by Moocow February 16, 2018
mugGet the Coloradomug.

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
mugGet the Colorado Mondaymug.

Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.
Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.
by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012
mugGet the Colorado bakedmug.

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